Comments (38) (Please sign in to comment)

1. 

   Dr. Oetker Pistazien said, 8 months ago

   DON’T GO IN THE CABIN!!!! Sorry, been watching too many Friday the 13th movies, I just hope our friend Jerry’s okay!
2. 

   fear-ciuil said, 8 months ago

   Dun-dun-dun!
3. 

   Three Steps Over Japan said, 8 months ago

   Biff: “What are you doing to that muppet???”
   Jerry: “…”
4. 

   SukieCrandall said, 8 months ago

   I look forward to Mondays because i know it will begin with a LSoS to read.
5. 

   Sisyphos said, 8 months ago

   I’d be inclined to respect Goatsucker’s instincts.
   But we must move the plot forward, so, go on in, guys!
6. 

   waycyber said, 8 months ago

   The words the boys never thought they would hear – “And can we count on you for a substantial campaign donation?”
7. 

   waycyber said, 8 months ago

   Jerry swings round in his chair, stroking a white chicken. “Good evening, Mr Bombard, Mr Cooper. So glad you have returned. Now I can show you how muppets are REALLY made Bwahahahahah!”
8. 

   yanavimma said, 8 months ago

   first stop on the computer in the a.m. really hooked thanks
9. 

   waycyber said, 8 months ago

   “My name is Rafer Frost, or at least it used to be.”
10. 

    waycyber said, 8 months ago

    It’s – it’s – p-p-p-p-p-PIZZA!
11. 

    waycyber said, 8 months ago

    “SURPRISE!!!!!” (Phweeeeeee! Pop! Pop!)
12. 

    waycyber said, 8 months ago

    “I have discovered, Mr Bombard, that you have a criminal record: As Long as You Love Me by Justin Beiber.” (Please note that this joke was originally Dick-A-Dum-Dum by Des O’Connor. Translated for US audience).
13. 

    waycyber said, 8 months ago

    The house is a SIDRAT, smaller on the inside than the outside. It travels forwards in time 1 hour every 60 minutes.
14. 

    J2P2 said, 8 months ago

    “Wendy, I never left…” (Apologies to Stephen King).

    Or, perhaps, if things are OK, a short guitar riff to the tune of “Wendy moon comes over the mountain.”
15. 

    waycyber said, 8 months ago

    Rufus woke up – it was all a dream – NOOOOOOO!
16. Load the rest of the comments (23).