Loose Parts by Dave Blazek

Loose Parts

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Uber SNERK!!!

  2. win

    win said, over 3 years ago

    Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

  3. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, over 3 years ago


    Especially tastefully set in a 22carat knuckleduster.

  4. win

    win said, over 3 years ago


    That’d leave a mark!

  5. WillardMBaker

    WillardMBaker said, over 3 years ago

    3 busiest days for the U.S. Postal Service. 1. Christmas 2. Mother’s Day 3. Saint Valentine’s Day

  6. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, over 3 years ago

    Yeah, get her that card. You’ll find out what a massacre really is….

  7. William Bednar

    William Bednar GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Or as Mark Hallmark says: every day is a Hallmark day!

  8. fishbulb239

    fishbulb239 said, over 3 years ago

    Yes, DeBeers definitely wins the prize for best marketing and price fixing ploy in the history of mankind. (1) Control most of the supply. (2) Create artificial limitations on that supply. (3) Convince people that diamonds are the supreme gem, even though they’re less aesthetically appealing than colored stones. (4) When technology allows for artificial diamonds to be created, convince people that natural diamonds are superior, even though the artificial ones can be made to look so much like a flawless natural diamond that only a highly trained eye can tell the difference. You’d think that with the ridiculously high mark-up that they’re able to generate, they could find ways to protect their workers’ safety and pay them decent wages, but why treat your workers like human beings when there are plenty of others to take their place should they quit or die?

  9. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, over 3 years ago

    Diamonds! That’ll shut her up!

    Ron White

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