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   margueritem said, 4 months ago

   Uber SNERK!!!
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   win said, 4 months ago

   Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
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   Pacopuddy said, 4 months ago

   @win

   Especially tastefully set in a 22carat knuckleduster.
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   win said, 4 months ago

   @Pacopuddy

   That’d leave a mark!
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   masterskrain said, 4 months ago

   ANOTHER Hallmark Holiday!
   Just like “Sweetest Day”, “Bosses Day”, “Executive Assistant’s Day”, Etc…Etc…Etc…
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   WillardMBaker said, 4 months ago

   3 busiest days for the U.S. Postal Service. 1. Christmas 2. Mother’s Day 3. Saint Valentine’s Day
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   packratjohn said, 4 months ago

   Yeah, get her that card. You’ll find out what a massacre really is….
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   Rx71Wm29 said, 4 months ago

   Or as Mark Hallmark says: every day is a Hallmark day!
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   whmIII said, 4 months ago

   Cubit zirconium and make sure your health care insurance is paid up…
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    fishbulb239 said, 4 months ago

    Yes, DeBeers definitely wins the prize for best marketing and price fixing ploy in the history of mankind. (1) Control most of the supply. (2) Create artificial limitations on that supply. (3) Convince people that diamonds are the supreme gem, even though they’re less aesthetically appealing than colored stones. (4) When technology allows for artificial diamonds to be created, convince people that natural diamonds are superior, even though the artificial ones can be made to look so much like a flawless natural diamond that only a highly trained eye can tell the difference. You’d think that with the ridiculously high mark-up that they’re able to generate, they could find ways to protect their workers’ safety and pay them decent wages, but why treat your workers like human beings when there are plenty of others to take their place should they quit or die?
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    naturally_easy said, 4 months ago

    Diamonds! That’ll shut her up!

    Ron White
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