Loose Parts by Dave Blazek

Loose Parts

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  1. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, over 2 years ago

    Looses something in the translation.

  2. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, over 2 years ago

    Time to dust off this old “talking dog” story"

    Man and dog walk into a bar. Barkeep says, “We don’t allow dogs in here.”
    Man says, “But this dog can talk!”
    Barkeep says, “Yeah, right. Prove it!”
    Man agrees, turns to the dog and says, “What is the top of a house called?”
    Dog says, “Roof”
    Man asks, “How would you describe sandpaper?”
    Dog says, “Rough”
    Man asks, “Who was the greates baseball player of all time?”
    Dog answers, “Ruth”
    Barkeep says, “OK, I’ve had enough,” and tosses them out.
    Out on the sidewalk, the dog looks up at the man and says, “So who, then, Dimaggio?”

  3. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, over 2 years ago

    I have a “tasting tongue dog” that works very well…

  4. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 2 years ago

    Ginger, is that you?

  5. win

    win said, over 2 years ago

    The Humping Leg dog wasn’t such a great idea, either.

  6. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, over 2 years ago

    Shoot, now the dog will have to resort to sign language. (Every word would be Pa .)

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