Loose Parts by Dave Blazek

Loose Parts

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  1. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 4 months ago

    He thought he had a swell idea…
    But then he talked to his shrink.

  2. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    Ah, what the hell, let’s just eat him.

  3. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 4 months ago

    Several cannibals were sitting around discussing what to do with the latest Missionaries they had captured.
    One cannibal said “I hope these guys are better then that bunch of Catholic Priests we had the other week. They upset my stomach something terrible!”
    The chief asked him; “Well, how did you cook them?”
    “In the pot, as usual. Lots of vegetables, but it didn’t help! They were tough and stringy.”
    “Well, there’s your problem! Those weren’t boiling Missionaries, you idiot, those were Friars!”

  4. Perkycat

    Perkycat said, 4 months ago

    @masterskrain

    Funny!

  5. whmIII

    whmIII said, 4 months ago

    @masterskrain

    Go to the head of the class…

  6. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, 4 months ago

    @masterskrain

    I passed that one on. Hope you don’t mind.

  7. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, 4 months ago

    Freud.

  8. Drivel

    Drivel said, 4 months ago

    I thought he must be the complimentary appetizer.

  9. calimesajim

    calimesajim said, 4 months ago

    The secret is in what happened with Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi.

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