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   masterskrain said, 7 months ago

   Hey, if she’s like ANY other female, a typical 30 minute quick trip to the store turns into an all day affair…especially if there’s a sale!
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   Jane from Florida said, 7 months ago

   How sexist of you turkeys!
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   Mokoyombi said, 7 months ago

   I actually enjoy going to the stores with my wife; it’s a one woman fashion show! (This only works if you enjoy her company. Oh! And we’ve been together for thirty years now…)
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   packratjohn said, 7 months ago

   “Does this make my thighs look fat? I certainly hope so!”
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   whmIII said, 7 months ago

   @packratjohn

   Don’t answer that…
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   jmcx4 said, 7 months ago

   I like to peek out of a dressing room and say, Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!
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   whmIII said, 7 months ago

   @jmcx4

   snicker…
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   beelzie said, 7 months ago

   “Why do all these outfits have low necklines?”
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   Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 7 months ago

   Poultry horror movie?
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    pcolli said, 7 months ago

    @masterskrain

    You’ve obviously never met my (non female) other half.
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    freeholder1 said, 7 months ago

    @pcolli

    Yeah, guiys into fashion are WAY worse than women. One gay friend goes on and on when there’s a CK to shop.
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    freeholder1 said, 7 months ago

    A store where the buyer is altered to fit the “clothes.”
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    Ather said, 7 months ago

    Quote Admiral Ackbar: “It’s a trap!”
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    lin4869 said, 7 months ago

    Are male turkeys (toms) allowed to enter Jill’s dressing room? Seems a bit risky. :-)
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