Lola by Todd Clark for January 26, 2017
January 25, 2017
January 27, 2017
Transcript:
LOLA: hey, Sal, whats up? SAL: trying a senior's dating website. LOLA: hes nice looking. SAL: Lola, Im 5' 8" LOLA: well, hes 5'10" whats the problem? SAL: Fine print. Sal: It says he was 5'10" LOLA: oh, right senior shrinkage.
If she’s 5’8" AFTER ‘senior shrinkage’ how tall was she at 25? I went from 5’8" down to 5’4" after degenerative disk disease removed all the disks between my lumbar vertebrae!