Lola by Todd Clark

Lola

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

    At least it wasn’t ABBA.

  2. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Her name is Lola.

  3. win

    win said, about 1 year ago

    Parry Manilow.

  4. Linda1259

    Linda1259 said, about 1 year ago

    @win

    Win, your comments always make me smile … how fast your mind is even in the early mornings.

  5. olddog1

    olddog1 said, about 1 year ago

    Could have been The Kinks. L. O. L. A., Lola.

  6. tagteam

    tagteam said, about 1 year ago

    Great song by the Kinks….

    I met her in a club down in old Soho
    Where you drink champagne
    It tastes just like Coca Cola, C-O-L-A cola

    She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
    I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice
    She said Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola, L-L-Lola

    Well, I’m not the world’s most physical guy
    But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
    Oh my Lola, L-L-Lola

    Well, I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
    Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
    Oh my Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

    Well, we drank champagne and danced all night
    Under electric candlelight
    She picked me up and sat me on her knee
    And said, “Dear boy, won’t you come home with me?”

    Well, I’m not the world’s most passionate guy
    But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
    L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola
    Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

    I pushed her away, I walked to the door
    I fell to the floor, I got down on my knees
    Then I looked at her and she at me

    That’s the way that I want it to stay
    I always want it to be that way for my Lola, L-L-Lola

    Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
    It’s a mixed up muddled up, shook up world
    Except for Lola, L-L-Lola

    Well, I left home just a week before
    And I’d never ever kissed a woman before
    But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
    And said, “Dear boy, I’m gonna make you a man”

    Well, I’m not the world’s most masculine man
    But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man
    And so is Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola
    Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

    Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola
    Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola
    Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

    Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola
    Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola
    Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

  7. rshive

    rshive said, about 1 year ago

    At least the bird didn’t make it to the H word. We’re not supposed to say that…or write it…or think it…are we?

  8. whmIII

    whmIII said, about 1 year ago

    Good thing it’s her last day…

  9. K M

    K M said, about 1 year ago

    @tagteam

    I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
    where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda. S-O-D-A, so-ho-da.
    I saw the little runt sitting there on a log.
    I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he said, “Yoda, Y-O-D-A, Yo-ho-da, Yo-yo-yo-yo-Yoda.”…
    -“Weird Al” Yankovic

  10. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    We rescued a St Bernard named Lola, and for at least the first month we had her we were singing every Lola song we could think of

  11. win

    win said, about 1 year ago

    @Linda1259

    Well, it’s early afternoon here in the Philippines when I read/post…just about cocktail time (at least close enough for a retired guy).

  12. rick mcdermott

    rick mcdermott GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    priceless too bad she didn’t teach him the Bee Gees staying a live

  13. Jkiss

    Jkiss GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    It would have been a whole different vocabulary if Lola had stubbed her toe.

  14. CharlieTuba

    CharlieTuba GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    My account is overdrawn, my car slid down the hill
    I’m givin’ up, I’ve got no more to give
    My beagle bit the vet, and my daughter’s on the pill
    And my ficus plant has lost it’s will to live

    I owe Mastercharge my life, I’ve got adolescent skin
    My doctor says I can’t use any salt
    My waist is getting thick, but my hair is getting thin
    And my house is on the San Andreas fault…

    I need your help, Barry Manilow
    I’m miserable and I don’t know what to do
    Sing me a song, sing it sad and low
    No one knows how to suffer quite like you

    My shrink is out of town, my love life is a joke
    My ex-wife sold my diary to Rona
    All my ashtrays are overflowed, and I don’t even smoke
    And my sinuses came back from Arizona…

    (Spoken) “Hello, Mandy? It’s me. I’m here at the Copa. You know, the Copacabana. I know I don’t write the songs that make the whole world sing but I do know one thing, Mandy… I can’t smile without you…. Forget Lola…. Remember that weekend in New England? I thought then that this could be the magic at last… Now here I am… Tryin’ to get the feelin’ again!”

    I need your help, Barry Manilow
    I’m all alone and sitting on a shelf
    Sing me a song, sing it sad and low
    I feel like feeling sorry for myself

    I need your help, Barry Manilow
    Your songs can really comfort the unlucky
    Sing me a song, sing it sad and low
    I wish I didn’t have to feel so yucky…
    I wish I didn’t have to feel…

    So yucky!!!

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