Lio by Mark Tatulli

Lio

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Not Cybil’s thing, baby!

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Ahh, Cybil, pouring down the old agave juice, ehh?
    Lio, just enjoy reading Doc Seuss and don’t expect it to correspond to your reality!

  3. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 1 year ago

    Different hat. Different cat.

  4. Dogsnff

    Dogsnff said, over 1 year ago

    Maybe Lio thinks it’s a book worm.

  5. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    Sorry ,real life isn’t like the book.

  6. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, over 1 year ago

    Wrong cat for that.

  7. runar

    runar said, over 1 year ago

    Cybil drinks booze – the Cat in the Hat trips on LSD.

  8. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 1 year ago

    Cybil is getting is getting Suessed.

  9. MadCow

    MadCow GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

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  10. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    Gato borracho.

  11. Dora Dingle

    Dora Dingle said, over 1 year ago

    Fine way to get the New Year going. Having a cartoon cat
    endorse alcoholism.

  12. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 1 year ago

    Well, what can I say to all this, except…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_z7d6dBDfc

    How much tequila did I drink last night?
    It’s really anybody’s guess.
    Poured them so fast,
    I couldn’t keep them in the glass,
    But this morning I sure am a mess.
    My head is four or five times its normal size
    And I got this big old cactus stuck between my eyes.
    I can’t recall a single thing I did or said
    Or the names of all these people sleeping in this bed.

    Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
    Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?

    How did I get these cuts and bruises all over my body?
    I must have fallen down somehow.
    I believe it had something to do with karate
    — It’s all coming back to me now.
    I was standing in a bar with King Kong’s cousin,
    He must have been seven foot three.
    His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said “Hey, chump,
    Would you like to step outside with me?”

    Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
    Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?

    My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore.
    I left last night’s dinner on this morning’s floor.
    My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk.
    I drank so much that my hair got drunk.
    I see a big old worm about ten feet long
    Hallucinating purple cows.
    Somebody moved the furniture while I was gone.

    Uh oh, this is not my house.
    I could call us a taxi on the telephone
    If I only knew where we are.
    I guess I’m gonna have to drive myself back home
    As soon as I can find the car.

    Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
    Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?

  13. WSR

    WSR GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Lio has a bookworm, Cybil has an agave worm!

  14. rshive

    rshive said, over 1 year ago

    A disconnect between literature and reality.

  15. shades_is_here

    shades_is_here said, over 1 year ago

    lio wrong type of hat.

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