Lio by Mark Tatulli

Lio

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  1. Starman Stormtrooper

    Starman Stormtrooper said, 11 months ago

    You think that’s bad wait until you see them run a marathon.

  2. chireef

    chireef said, 11 months ago

    the diskus throw is the worst

  3. firedome

    firedome said, 11 months ago

    they completely go to pieces in the olympics…

  4. Prof danglais

    Prof danglais said, 11 months ago

    They’re useless at poker too… keep throwing their hand in.
    What are vegetarian zombies searching for? Grains, grains!

  5. Paula R.  Stiles

    Paula R. Stiles said, 11 months ago

    My kind of scientific experimentation.

  6. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 11 months ago

    A zombie sat on a stump. The stump thunk the zombie stunk, and the zombie thunk the stump stunk.

  7. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 11 months ago

    @Prof danglais

    Whatever you do, don’t let them on a trampoline.
    They’ll only strain themselves.

  8. WSR

    WSR said, 11 months ago

    Not so good in the swimming competitions either…have to clean the pool after each event.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

    Wow! The research findings of the Lio Institute could be crucial to the salvation of Mankind! —Or at least to the winning of our next dodgeball event.

  10. zoidknight

    zoidknight said, 11 months ago

    @Prof danglais

    Well, what did you expect when a Californian is bitten by a zombie?

  11. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 11 months ago

    But they are pretty good at catching a javelin.

  12. BERSERKERpoetry

    BERSERKERpoetry said, 11 months ago

    It appears that Lio’s dad is now a zombie.

  13. skipper1992

    skipper1992 said, 11 months ago

    If you can dodge a Lio, you can dodge a ball …

  14. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 11 months ago

    Dead men can’t jump

  15. Claire Likes π

    Claire Likes π said, 11 months ago

    closest lio gets to talking

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