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1. 

   win said, 3 months ago

   A David Letterman guest line-up.
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   CarolG said, 3 months ago

   “Observe, ladies and gentlemen: Mrs. Gotti, Sally-the-Hooker-With-Friends-in-the-Syndicate and Mad Dog are all in a deep, hypnotic trance. They’ll do whatever I ask! Now we can have some fun with them, eh, audience? I hope Mad Dog is prepared for some good-natured ribbing from the other Hell’s Angels when he’s back on the road tonight.”
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   J. Short said, 3 months ago

   Fleetwood Mac the senior years.
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   stgreer said, 3 months ago

   I love ya
   I love you
   I love you
   I love you anyhow
   And I don’t care
   If you don’t want me
   I’m yours right now

   You hear me
   I put a spell on you
   Because you’re mine.
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwXai-sgM-s
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   Devo said, 3 months ago

   Hey – second from the right – your Freudian slip is showing.
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   illswami said, 3 months ago

   How would you like to get hypnotized?
   Stare deep, deep into my eyes.
   Now you’re getting drowsy, falling deep
   Deep, deep, deep—asleep,
   And I have you in my power.
   Mow the lawn for half an hour.
   Shine my shoes, trim my hair.
   Wash out all my underwear.
   Do my homework, scratch my back,
   Cook me up a great big stack
   Of pancakes, and go wash my plate.
   Get some nails and fix the gate.
   Now wake up and open your eyes.
   Wasn’t it fun to be hypnotized?

   -Shel Silverstein
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   Steven Duquette said, 3 months ago

   Which one clucks like chicken?
8. 

   Michael Balton said, 3 months ago

   So You Think You Can Trance
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   Or the even more annoying:
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   Trancing with the Stars
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