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   win said, 4 months ago

   PAMPERS thought it was a crappy idea.
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   J. Short said, 4 months ago

   Steven Tyler as an infant.
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   leftybosco said, 4 months ago

   Fisher-Price DaDa Dolls
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   CarolG said, 4 months ago

   How many times has this happened to you?
   You’re on a date, screaming for all you’re worth. Your date gets a gander at your tired, sickly-looking uvula, and before you know it, it’s “Goodnight Irene.”
   Ladies: Nothing — NOTHING shows your age like an off-color uvula. Coffee, whiskey, cigarettes, narcotics: all take a toll on the pendulum on your palate. UvuLovely will have you back in the pink. Fresh. Unsullied. Like an infant who hasn’t had time to abuse her body.
   UvuLovely: “Like a Baby, not a Babka.”
   *May cause gagging.
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   wingbone said, 4 months ago

   Press her belly, and she sings a King Crimson tune (batteries not included).
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   leftybosco said, 4 months ago

   @wingbone

   “20th Century Schizoid Doll”
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   Michael Balton said, 4 months ago

   Apple introduces the iCry. Available exclusively to disgruntled shareholders.
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   stgreer said, 4 months ago

   The Colicky School of Music — We train your diaphragm to move as freely and as naturally as a screaming baby’s.
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   leftybosco said, 4 months ago

   Maybe a cover for a New York Dolls reissue.
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    illswami said, 4 months ago

    Cry Baby Cry® -this offshoot of Janov’s ‘Primal Scream’ therapy goes a step further – in which patients are encouraged to wet themselves, soil their diapers, and spit up. Great success in alleviating deep seated emotional problems. May have some unwanted behavioral/ hygienic complications….
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    Devo said, 4 months ago

    You’ve Got a Uvula® – helping children to identify body parts for generations…
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    win said, 4 months ago

    @CarolG

    huzzah!
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