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   Michael Balton said, 3 months ago

   So much for their no leak guarantee.
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   illswami said, 3 months ago

   With proper care and nutrition we could olive forever.
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   Devo said, 3 months ago

   It’s a pity there’s no where to go.
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   CarolG said, 3 months ago

   First: never ask a lady if she needs a “pit stop.” That’s vulgar. Second: If you had bothered to actually look at me instead of just grunting that I “cleaned up real good,” you would have noticed that I was already pitted. See these pimentoes, baby? Nice, right? Well, that’s as good a look as you’re getting tonight.
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   SusanCraig said, 3 months ago

   It’s uncomfortable when you gotta go so bad that your eyeballs are floating!
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   stgreer said, 3 months ago

   “Olives are ridiculous! I will not use them. What are you supposed to do with the pits? Keep a garbage pail on your table to spit into?” — Chef Guy Bernier, paraphrased from memory
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   LafInLarry said, 3 months ago

   “Yeah, I’m stuffed.”
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   J. Short said, 3 months ago

   She’s got Betty Davis eyes.
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   adddennisw4 said, 3 months ago

   BLORK!
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