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   Michael Balton said, 6 months ago

   TSA Checkpoint Bulletin 2467A:
   Research is progressing on a prototype frisking technique to detect underwear bombers. If implemented, agents will be required to provide their own explosive-sniffing ducks.
   Love and kisses,
   Janet
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   stgreer said, 6 months ago

   I’m afraid this duck has a habit of goosing her exercise partners.
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   leftybosco said, 6 months ago

   Duck, Duck, Goosed!
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   Ice Hole said, 6 months ago

   Prepare lift off, to pull up onto the shorts for a wedgie..
   
   
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   Devo said, 6 months ago

   My doctor told me to try yoga. He’s a quack.
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   J. Short said, 6 months ago

   
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   J. Short said, 6 months ago

   The Merganser look: I hear it’s the latest in the hood.
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   CarolG said, 6 months ago

   . . . and . . . hold. If you’re in the correct position, the duck should remain absolutely motionless, and you should feel the gentle pressure of its weight just above your coccyx. If you’re slightly off in your posture, well, we’re not exactly sure what you’ll experience, because the duck is, after all, a wild animal and its movements are unpredictable. It rarely poses a threat to life, of course. Okay. Yes — sometimes it’s life-threatening, (hence the waiver), but rarely. This would be a good time to breathe.
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