Are you a quiet, bookish sort of person, struggling to survive P.E. without creating An Incident? Are you tired of jocks screaming at you to Just Do It and then mocking when you can’t? Finally — sneakers for the rest of us! Move with the grace and quiet dignity of an eight foot flightless bird. Outrun your tormentors with ease, or if the mood strikes you, turn around and kick them to death with a few mighty thrusts of your powerful legs. Channel the Ostrich, baby.