LADY GAAAH
AKA “The Gray Lady.” She is very frustrated, with very many things. Expresses it with clenched teeth and well chosen words, such as, “Gaaah!!” She MIGHT be a ghost.
JESUS
He is a very, VERY good guy, with lots of strong opinions and excellent advice. He turns water into wine, what more do you need to know?
VESPERTINA
She is a night person, and loves a good blood martini.
DEATH
His job description reads “Grim Reaper,” and he embraces his frequent flyer miles. He loves a fine latté.
IRIS
Everything is Murphy’s Law with Iris, and she doesn’t learn from her mistakes.
MONESHA
Monesha is no-nonsense, sharp, could rule the world, and do it well; and she tells it like it is. So, don’t ask, if you don’t wanna know.