Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban

Kliban's Cats

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  1. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    Kick MY cat and I’ll break your back!

  2. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, 4 months ago

    My cats sometimes need a (gentle) kick just to get them to move out of the way!

  3. misschili

    misschili said, 4 months ago

    @AshburnStadium

    A nudge should be good, at least I hope so, as my cat needs nudging frequently.

  4. old1953

    old1953 said, 4 months ago

    You mean a nudge as in “don’t stand in the door, it’s in or out” kind of nudge? My cat LOVES to do that. OTOH, he’s a little weird, sometimes he wants his tail pulled. Why a cat would want his tail pulled, I have no idea, can a cat get a crick in their tail? Anyhow, sometimes you pet him, and he just moves up and puts that tail in your hand and waits. Give it a tug, he’s perfectly happy. Go figure. Cats make no sense.

  5. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 4 months ago

    @old1953

    My cat used to do that. A few gentle tugs to the tail and he purred like an outboard motor. I figured, since he was a rescue cat that had been abused, he might be slightly BDSM, but maybe not then.
    @ Ashburn, a friend of mine often says, “Cats follow along in front.” They do, too, and they have radar; they know just how much to increase speed so you can’t pass them!

  6. Ray C

    Ray C said, 4 months ago

    “Nudge” is a good word, where I define that as no distance between cat and foot when you apply the (gentle) force. If you swing your foot through air before it contacts him, that’s a kick, and you are going to hurt Kitty. It’s in a cat’s DNA to check out a space before entering it. Comes from being prey as well as predator.

  7. LafInLarry

    LafInLarry said, 4 months ago

    Nudge might be a good word, but after reading the comments, I sat here adapting a Monty Python sketch to the topic . . .

    Is your cat a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more . . .

  8. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 4 months ago

    Around here, kick a cat, and you will get back a bloody stump!

  9. magicwalnut

    magicwalnut said, 4 months ago

    Mme. Bouqui has to be cajoled each morning to allow me to descend the stairs. She will eventually move, but only the the next step down. I swear she thinks it’s funny!

  10. Chikuku

    Chikuku said, 4 months ago

    If you kick my cat, you will die like a dog, and God will send you to Hell.

  11. ckham

    ckham said, 4 months ago

    I do not kick my cats. They do, however, love to have their fur rubbed backwards vigorously. For some reason it puts them into that strange euphoric catnip state.

  12. morosemoose

    morosemoose said, 4 months ago

    @orinoco womble

    They also know exactly where you plan to stop and stop ecactly 1 foot before that.

  13. old1953

    old1953 said, 4 months ago

    @orinoco womble

    Now he’s taught the dog to purr. What next?

  14. Zuhlamon

    Zuhlamon said, 4 months ago

    “…Why a cat would want his tail pulled, I have no idea”
    .
    ’dja know that cat farts are inaudible to the human ear? Kinda wastes the effect, but the cat is amused.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    Better than tripping or accidentally stepping on them.

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