Kliban by B. Kliban

Kliban

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  1. barticle35

    barticle35 said, 2 months ago

    No doubt an ancient folk tale, perhaps from Elbonia.

  2. Linguist

    Linguist said, 2 months ago

    Was this how Col. Sanders started out ?

  3. Radish

    Radish said, 2 months ago

    “I eat more chicken, than any man ever seen,” Jim Morrison.

  4. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 2 months ago

    @Radish

    Back Door Man was written by Willie Dixon and first recorded by Howlin’ Wolf in 1960. The lyrics do not mention pork and beans or chicken as Dixon wrote them but Howlin’ Wolf does sing them in his version.

    The Doors recorded their version in 1966 and, as in all blues tunes, added their own personal spin.

  5. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, 2 months ago

    @barticle35

    Can’t be Elbonia. I can see the floor.

  6. LafInLarry

    LafInLarry said, 2 months ago

    My first thought — he may or may not be one, but he’s sure gonna doo it. One/it referring to a term that starts with chicken and describes one who may talk big but is a coward/ it describes his latrine output.

  7. notsooldguy

    notsooldguy said, 2 months ago

    I see it as a metaphor for the TV viewing public’s insatiable appetite and an industry that keeps feeding them…wait, are those chickens or turkeys?

  8. lafayetteann

    lafayetteann said, 2 months ago

    That’s a recipe for disaster.

  9. OldestandWisest

    OldestandWisest said, 2 months ago

    I think it’s Rasputin, the mad monk of Russia.

  10. Radish

    Radish said, 2 months ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    I actually knew that, I’ve heard the original song.
    I’ve forgotten more stuff than I remember.

  11. bmonk

    bmonk said, 2 months ago

    Jake Blues had 4 fried chickens and a coke. That’s a start.

  12. prider

    prider said, 2 months ago

    Darn. I thought it was 78. I’ve got a lot of catching up to do!

  13. jtpozenel

    jtpozenel said, 2 months ago

    “Keep ’em coming Ma!”

  14. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, 2 months ago

    I like chicken..I get my massive amounts of chicken
    these days in the form of hot dogs and corn dogs at
    fast food places..(I have coupons)

  15. aircraft-engineer

    aircraft-engineer said, 2 months ago

    with 87 chickens INPUT, there must be a whole lot of OUTPUT

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