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   firedome said, 5 months ago

   i think i’d rather be sitting on the fents instead of the fent…
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   SusanSunshine said, 5 months ago

   That makes a sent…. though maybe not a lot of sents.
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   SusanSunshine said, 5 months ago

   Someone really did ask me, years ago, to put just one “lock” on his bagel.

   
   Unfortunately, he didn’t mean to make a joke.
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   pumaman said, 5 months ago

   You would have to feint to avoid the fents.
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   DroptmaStyx said, 5 months ago

   One of my favorites!
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   LafInLarry said, 5 months ago

   SusanS, There’s no defents for those puns.
   
   As for the bagel, The right padlock might do it.
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   jtpozenel said, 5 months ago

   Makes me wonder about the word “pants”.
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   boldyuma said, 5 months ago

   So what exactly is in my belly button?

   I just checked and there are/is a bunch of lints..
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   bmonk said, 5 months ago

   @jtpozenel

   Yes—as the question goes, why is bra singular, and underpants plural?
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    bmonk said, 5 months ago

    In his defent, he seems to have a poor command of Inglese.

    But I don’t know about his defents.
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    Ice Hole said, 5 months ago

    A complete loner..
    
    
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    packratjohn said, 5 months ago

    @jtpozenel

    In my wasted youth I worked in shipping and receiving for a garment manufacturer, and I asked that question. Pants are made of 4 main parts. Each “leg” has a front pant and a rear pant, which makes, obviously, “pants”. Match that up with the other leg and you have a pair of pants.
    Now, if they’re Dockers, would they be a paradox?
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    jtpozenel said, 5 months ago

    @packratjohn

    Would that mean that I’m wearing two pairs of pants then? I’m so confused!
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