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  1. Tue Elung-Jensen

    Tue Elung-Jensen said, 4 months ago

    well thats just an opportunity to hear the truth.

  2. ghostkeeper

    ghostkeeper said, 4 months ago

    Two jokes from the old Soviet Union=
    Khruschev disguises himself and goes to a movie theatre. Before the movie begins, a newsreel featuring him appears. All except stand up and start singing the Internationale. Khruschev is stunned by the love, and starts crying tears of joy. Then the people next to him elbow him= “We feel the same way, but stand up and sing you idiot, or we’re all in trouble!”

    Variation= Krhushchev goes to a collective farm in disguise. He walks up to a farmer, starts talking, casually asks what the farmer thinks of Khruschev. The farmer turns white, grabs Khruschev by an arm, frog-marches him to a house. Inside the farmer checks to be sure they’re alone, he closes all the doors, shuts all the windows, pulls the curtains across, turns off the light, and then whispers to Khruschev= “Personally, I like him!”

  3. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 4 months ago

    Knock it off girl!

  4. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    “Please tell me more” he asks.

  5. cbrsarah

    cbrsarah said, 4 months ago

    My husband’s Shih Tzu reacted the same way every time I came back from the beauty parlor. He always thought I was somebody he didn’t know and greeted me more enthusiastically than usual.

  6. samfran60

    samfran60 said, 4 months ago

    My husband once shaved off his moustache and goatee just for a change. I had never seen him without them before. He looked soooo different that I had a really hard time getting used to him being around. I complained all the time until he grew them back.

  7. Teresa

    Teresa said, 4 months ago

    @cbrsarah

    My cat, Sassy, didn’t like it when I came home after dyeing my hair.
    I don’t know if it was from the smell or the change in the color of my hair!

  8. gimmickgenius

    gimmickgenius said, 4 months ago

    Benny is one to talk! He used to be blond but here has brown hair!
    (With his blond mop and stocky frame, I always thought he was modeled on Boris Johnson, the mayor of London.)

  9. Ceeg22

    Ceeg22 said, 4 months ago

    These must be the kids who grow up to work with Clark Kent

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