JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for February 13, 2011
Transcript:
Joe says, "Me and this smartphone have been together for one year today!" Crunchy says, "Gonna buy it candy and flowers?" Joe says, "Actually, I'm thinking about dumping it." Joe says, "I'm gonna get a new phone." Marcy says, "They've got some fancy ones out there!" Joe says, "I know! I'm excited!" Phone says, "Snif" Phone says, "You could've just talked it over with me, Joe" Joe says, "What good would that have done?" Joe says, "You are what you are" Phone says, "I can change!" Joe says, "Hahahaha! That would be a neat trick!" Marcy says, "I thought you were getting a new phone" Joe says, "This one is suddenly doing some neat tricks"