JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 20, 2009

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Man says, "Goit five bucks? - A dollar?! Any spare change?" Crunchy says, "!" Crunchy says, "The flight crew was so cheerful in the old days." Joe says, "How was your vacation, Crunchy?" Crunchy says, "Terrific until I boarded my flight" Crunchy says, "The airlines are so broke, they charge five bucks if you need oxygen!" Crunchy says, "The bathrooms are coin operated!" Crunchy says, "I asked the flight attendant for a blanket..." Crunchy says, "I got fleeced!" Joe says, "Look man...at least that pilot landed the plane safely." Crunchy says, "-And then he passed his hat!"