JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 20, 2008
Transcript:
Marcy: Joe! hey joe! honey? can you come here, please?! Joe: Why are you calling my cell? We're in the same house! marcy: Uh...joe-? Joe: Shhh...hold on, marcy. this nature show is amazing! Joe: do you know what happens to the female seahorse? Joe: She gets eaten alive by her own babies! Marcy: my goodness! Really? Joe: Horrifyin', isn't it? Marcy: yep...can you give me a hand changing the twins? joe: in a sec. joe: the male seahorse ignores the whole ugly mess. weird!
He should have come up with a fictional species for this joke. Female seahorses are not eaten alive. The male carries the eggs, and “gives birth”.