JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 23, 2007
Transcript:
"I'm so excited about Christmas I can't sleep!" "Visions of sugarplums dancing in your head?" "I have visions of merchandise dancing in my head" "Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and Blessed Kwanzaa or whatever!!" "Just hit the mall and spread the love, ok?" "We're not going to the mall this year." "Are you nuts?" "We're credit cards! This is Christmas!" "Joe and Marcy imposed a moratorium on holiday spending." "They're giving all their loved ones time and attention this year." "Hear the children's laughter outside?" "Yikes. Sled rides!" "It's unamerican!" "I heard we're going to 'the shredder.' Is that a new mall store?"