JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 30, 2007
Transcript:
"He's on a very strict diet..." "So no matter what he says.. no matter how much he begs" "Do not feed Clarence!" "Clarence is not allowed to eat at your house" "OK, Char" "He's not supposed to have sweets" "No sweets" "No carbs beyond this specified number!" "Gotcha" "If he comes here looking for starch, turn him away." "He's out." "Don't let him nibble" "Keep him out of your kitchen!" "That does it. I've put the entire family on notice!" "It's unusual for you to just show up at my place, Clarence..." "We're friends! Let's eat."