JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 24, 2006
December 23, 2006
December 25, 2006
Transcript:
"Pop, why are you dressed in that ridiculous outfit?" "'Cause we're 'Santa and son,' you big dummy!" "Is that our truck on the roof with eight tiny reindeer?" "Ho ho ho, you big dummy!" "My name is Fred G. Santa." "The 'G' stands for 'Get your Christmas junk mail out of my bag'!" "No thanks." "We don't need catalogs. We're finished buying gifts." Beyond Relief "All done?" "Yes! It's Christmas Eve!" "You forgot your mailman?" "Junk mailman!" "Uh-oh! This is the big one!" "OK, OK! Here's twenty bucks." "(snif) Thanks, you big dummy!" "Merry Christmas!"
