JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 11, 2005
Transcript:
"I don't know where Snoog-A-Boo is." "Your dog ran away?! When?" "I'm almost certain he skipped town on the Red Eye." "Aren't you worried about your dog being lost?" "It's not the first time Snoog-A-Boo has run away." "He doesn't know it, but he's wearing a 'tracking' device." "A GPS chip! Good thinking, Crunchy!" "Exactly. I can find out where he is by turning on my laptop." "What the - he's right here in the squad car!" "No, he's not." "Obviously he found the device and stuck you with it." "That explains why he was so affectionate just before he split."