JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 04, 2004
Transcript:
"Three, two, one," "!" "Happy New Year, Earth!" "Wow. Dick Clark still looks good!" "Check it out, Sun! Everybody on Earth is celebrating Earth's New Year!" "I had a birthday last month, ya know" "Didn't get so much as a card from anybody" "Happy belated, moon" "Hey! Thanks, Earth!" "Sorry I forgot. I was crazed in 2003" "I know, I know. I feel you." "So, dude. Where's Saddam and Osama?"
Ha. Wait til you get to 2020!