JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 23, 2003
Transcript:
"Benny, what should we call our newspaper?" "How about 'The Daily News'?" "Somebody is using that." "'The Times'?" "There Herald? The Journal? The Globe? The Inquirer? The Tribune? The Press? The Record? The Dispatch? The Gazette? The Leader?" "'The Final Desperate Plea for Global Sanity'?" "See if anybody is using that."