JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 13, 2002

Transcript:

"How's life in the E.R., Wicky?" "Marcy, it's one emergency after the next." "You were expecting commercial breaks?" "He's a drunk driver. This kid is lucky to be alive." "Tkorch Habned Kank!" "Doblik Garsh Flabbnit" "Wicky! You speak this guy's language!" "I know I come off as the innocent type, Russ..." "But I spent my first year in college partying too much..." "As a result, I'm fluent in three languages" "Cantonese, English..." "And babbling, drunken fool"