JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 25, 2002
Transcript:
"Ashburn! I thought your 'smokers support group' helped you kick the habit!" "They did!" "It's not a habit anymore. Now its a 'relapse'" "Ashburn, you have a pile of unopened mail." "Probably junk mail." "You don't know for sure?" "I don't open stuff I don't recognize." "Scared of anthrax?" "Of course!" "It's a very dangerous chemical!" "And once it gets into your lungs, you're doomed!" "Sneaky!" "Ain't it?" "Some people have no regard for human life!"
O the irony…