JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 26, 2000
Transcript:
"Isn't that baby cute, Joe?" "Do you have any idea how many people are living on this planet?" "Do you always arm yourself with an almanac?" "With close to six billion people living on earth..." "Environmental concerns are growing as fast as the population..." "Will we deplete our natural resources?" "Not if we can help it!" "Yikes! It's the dynamic population-control duo!" "Might as well turn off the Luther Vandross CD." "Rats! Foiled again!"
Don’t procreate. If you want kids, then adopt them, people.