JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 23, 2000
Transcript:
"Joe, would you ind reading the kids a bedtime fairy tale?" "I'm going to tell them about my glory gays on the gridiron!" "Oooh! That's a good one!" "It was sudden death overtime...fourth down and we had eighty yards to go..." "After the snap, I took off like a rocket down the middle!" "I looked up, and the ball was headed toward me! It was a heat-seeking missile!" "I had my defeneder beat! The crowd was going absolutely berserk!" "And then...just before I could that perfect pass..." "Time out! A car is coming!!" "I'm confused daddy...when you were little, cars drove on football fields?" "Yup. Basketball courts, too."