JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 26, 1999
Transcript:
Joe: How was your christmas, crunchy? Crunchy: Christmas? Yesterday was christmas? Crunchy: It was so scary we should have given out candy at the front door. Joe: I got that tiny cell phoneI wanted for christmas! crunchy: Spare me, joe. I'm not in the mood, ok? My family didn't even have christmas! Joe: Why not? Crunchy: Let's just say my extended family is...complex. I couldn't put up my christmas tree without offending my brother's wife.... we tip toed around hanukkah...and people kept wishing my cousin earl a "happy kwanzaa" just because he's african american. Turns out, earl doesn't know exactly what "kwanzaa" is. joe: Did you at least have your annual falling out? crunchy: Thanks goodness we still respect some family traditions!