JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for November 21, 1999
Transcript:
frank: how are the driving lessons going, dear? dot: smashing! Dot: today I learned how to drive a stick while retrieving voice mail from a cell phone. frank: call it in the air. joe: Tails. frank: heads. you've got to ride with your mother to the mall. joe: that's a two headed coin! joe: Mom, I've gotta admit...your driving has gotten much better! dot: your father sent me back to driving school again. apparently, it worked this time! nobody has screamed obscenities at us all day! joe: Not one car has swerved to within an inch of its life. and I don't see the film crew from "world's scariest drivers caught on tape" joe: Go ahead and drive down an ambiguous lane just for old time's sake. dot: Hey, idiot! Pick a lane!!