JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 17, 1999
Transcript:
Man: I've got the perfect defense to beat this rap. joe: how? you're 100% guilty! Crunchy: You plan to use a fast talking attorney? Man: no, I plan to use my messed up childhood! Joe: I just want you to know that what you did is utterly despicable! Crunchy: hopefully, they'll put you away for an eternity. you're a scourge on mankind. joe: that's right. a disgrace to humanity! crunchy: People like you make me want to take up residence on another planet. joe: that's how vile you are. man: Despicable...vile...a scourge and a disgrace. wow. man: I might just have a shot at a couple of major magazine covers!