JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 10, 1997
Transcript:
Crunchy: you really should think about getting email, joe. crunchy: It would do wonder for our friendship. crunchy: I went out and got myself a fancy computer last week. joe: Are you joking? how come? crunchy: I got tired of missing out on all the internet excitement. Joe: You weren't missing a thing. believe me. crunchy: but I love to chat with people online. Joe: Oh, you do, huh? Joe: We were partners for five years before you mentioned your wife's name to me! Joe: You just don't strike me as the chat room type... joe: Lookatcha! You're a grouchy old cop with no social skills to speak of. Crunchy: Not true! Crunchy: I'm actually a twenty something bachelor with a super bowl ring and huge fan club.