JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 12, 1997

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crunchy: recognize any of these men? woman: Ohmigosh! Woman: I recognize all of them! Woman: the guy in the middle is my third husband! Woman: he's been running from child support for about seven years! woman: The tall guy painted my house last may. he used cheap paint and it's peeling! Woman: I caught the skinny guy trying to rip off my license plates at the mall! Woman: And that short guy! he's the scam artist who sold me some bogus insurance! Joe: Ma'am, we're only interested in the purse snatching incident. Woman: none of these guys snatched my purse. crunchy: Well, perhaps if you look through one of these books- Joe: Bad idea, partner. woman: whoa! I recognize all these guys, too!