JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 29, 1996
Transcript:
Man: Thank you for agreeing to purchase one of these fine magazines.... Marcy: Now is a bad time for this. marcy: I've left my daughter unattended in front of the tv set. marcy: It'll take me too long to decide which magazine is right for me... man: How about "paranoid parents magazine?" marcy: Where do I sign?