Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for August 30, 2019
August 28, 2019
September 01, 2019
Transcript:
Good News Patient: Another Doctor said I was going to DIE from this. Doctor: That's ABSURD! Absolute Happiness Girl: Here's your beer! Girl: I'm going to make you dinner while you watch TV! Man: Life is good! Man: Lipe ih guh. At Peace Billy: Oh no! My puppy died! Dog: Mourn not, Billy, for I am now in puppy heaven. Dog: With PuppyGod and PuppyJesus. Dog: But none of the puppy blasphemers.
You never know. I think the wife leaving actually might be happiness for the guy. Once he sobers up.