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dtroutma
said, 4 months ago
Not even CLOSE to being in danger of “thinning”,, but contractors are getting all the real fattening stuff.
braindead08 said, 4 months ago
Yes, everyone knows that there is no waste, fraud, or abuse associated with any defense spending. There’s just nowhere that could be cut. Nothing possible.
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Besides, it might cost jobs in Boehner’s district.
ghostkeeper said, 4 months ago
There’s a guy named Chris Buors who has what he says is the perfect way to cut costs. Privatize the military, hire mercenaries! His argument is that because there will be competition, why then costs will decrease because the mercenaries will compete, any company that does not produce will not be hired! I am not making this up, he already wants private policing!
SwimsWithSharks
said, 4 months ago
Oh no. What if we have to reduce the number of concurrent wars we can fight to protect our freedoms.
Harleyquinn
said, 4 months ago
10% is not that thin. But it alright, elections are over and now those contractors can start laying off people.
http://thehill.com/blogs/defcon-hill/industry/259305-omb-tells-contractors-once-again-dont-issue-layoff-notices
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/10/at-white-house-request-lockheed-martin-drops-plan-to-issue-layoff-notices/
lonecat said, 4 months ago
@ghostkeeper
It’s already been done.
Clark Kent said, 4 months ago
I could stand to lose 10% of my weight.
175 pounds (79.4kg) – 17.5 lbs (7.94kg) = 157.5 lbs (71.44kg).
I am so FAT! I am disgusted with myself! I’m OBESE!
mikefive said, 4 months ago
Why stop at reducing the military to a cardboard cutout? Continue on and turn it into a paper tiger. I’m sure there are no world entities that would take advantage of that.
jack75287 said, 4 months ago
The issue is will the automatic cuts, that have not yet happened; take out the fat or the important stuff?
ARodney said, 4 months ago
Really? Replacing the military with contractors would save money? You forget that that has never worked, because there’s no “free market” in military contracting. Halliburton contractors cost us more than ten times what our soldiers do. The military budget has doubled since 9/11, not counting the wars. The “Homeland Security” bureaucracy has become a huge sinkhole of money, with most accountability impossible due to “national security,” and almost no results other than graft and corruption. We could go back to Clinton era defense spending, and be just fine.
Radish
said, 4 months ago
The military fat cats are laughing at this strip.
jack75287 said, 4 months ago
@ARodney
I agree with the contractors part of your statement. Having cooks contracted was a waste of money when every unit has a Kitchen (called a Mess Section) to do the cooking. The cook in my unit when we were over there was great, he cave up a chance to be a Warrent Officer in food sanitation just to go with us to Baghdad. That’s loyalty.
MortyForTyrant said, 4 months ago
Boys and girls: your military budget is bigger than Russia, China and all of Europe COMBINED!!! And you get a lousy bang for your bucks, no pun intended. Everybody who is against “pork” in a bill should take a look at a “cost plus” contract with KBR. $20 for a meal (in Iraq) that would cost you $5 at home? Break out the potato-peelers, KP (kitchen patrol) should be brought back! And don’t get me started on magnetic rail-guns, flying lasers and exo-skeletons. All great stuff. If you have the money. Which you don’t. Conclusion: drop it!
DrCanuck said, 4 months ago
Trimming your fingernails in no way weakens your fist.
onguard said, 4 months ago
Gut the Military. Another step in the destruction of the US by American Haters.