Jen Sorensen by Jen Sorensen

Jen Sorensen

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  1. Uncle Joe

    Uncle Joe said, 2 months ago

    60 ounces of Mountain Dew = 900 calories.

  2. Radish

    Radish said, 2 months ago

    Walk me out in the Mountain Dew this morning…

  3. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, 2 months ago

    Plus, blame the ice in the drink for causing global warming. Or is it global cooling? Does the ice cool the world, or does making it heat up the world? It’s so confusing! I’ll have to have a Big Gulp to help me ponder this one…

  4. Chillbilly

    Chillbilly said, 2 months ago

    I love the Fabulous Furry Freaks.

  5. PossumPete

    PossumPete said, 2 months ago

    Still funnier than Palin…

  6. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, 2 months ago

    Too bad Owsley Stanley is no longer with us, he could have had a new career.

  7. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 2 months ago

    @PossumPete

    A Root Canal is funnier then Palin…
    She’s just pathetic…desperately trying to hang onto fame a couple of minutes more…
    14:55…14:56…14:57…tick…tick…tick…

  8. Gore Bane

    Gore Bane said, 2 months ago

    “Giant sugary drinks are a greater threat…” because I say so. I’m a liberal, so all I have to do is assert, not support. You have no choice but to agree. And if you disagree, well, that’s why I’m arming the DHS. We know where you live.

  9. David

    David said, 2 months ago

    @masterskrain

    Her fame time is long past, skrain. This is her period of B list post fame pity appearences for those stil nostalgic for her glory (hole) days.

  10. phritzg

    phritzg said, 2 months ago

    @Chillbilly

    And Fat Freddy’s Cat.

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 2 months ago

    @Michael wme

    Global Warming if you educate yourself. Ice and clouds reflect sunlight, water vapor and water absorbs sun light. Heating oceans, absorbing most of the added CO2 turning acidic.

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 2 months ago

    @Gore Bane

    Better to drink diet, but in smaller quantities.

  13. Harleyquinn

    Harleyquinn said, 2 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Better to drink diet, but in smaller quantities."
    Diet is the worse then you can drink! It is full of non food that only confuses the body into thinking it is getting calories. The body gears up so to speak but then has nothing to back it up. The body will then turn on itself all geared up so to speak.
    Better to have the calories for the body to use.
    you want to lose weight? 3 simple steps.
    1.Eat less
    2.move more
    3. drink water

  14. Harleyquinn

    Harleyquinn said, 2 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    So when in gas form is the green house gas H2O good or bad?

  15. Harleyquinn

    Harleyquinn said, 2 months ago

    I would rather have someone hopped up on sugar driving down the road then someone dazed out on MJ.
    I still believe Colorado and Washington have the right idea. Makes it a lot easier to spot the stupid people. Of course someone whose diet is all sugar drinks also most likely in the long term be fat and easy to see but I don’t think it would hurt them driving or just simple carrying on a conversation or just being in this world.

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