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Jeff Danziger

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  1. californicated1

    californicated1 said, over 3 years ago

    They had the phone turned off because they could not pay their bill.

  2. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 3 years ago

    My opinion on this subject will be different from everyone’s.
    I HATE telephones.
    I went over and paid $107 for another year of cheap cell phone service. It took 6 days and a dozen phone calls from my landline to get my cell phone to work.
    Yesterday I got two calls on my landline. They were from collection agencies looking for Kim P———-.
    99% of my calls on my landline are for Kim P———-.
    I have had this number for 21 months, and I know every time the phone rings, it is a robocall with a fake caller ID calling Kim P———-.
    500 or more calls,
    I wish the President and the Justice Dept would listen in to all of my calls, because every call involves me telling someone who is making minimum wage, operating a robocall machine and waiting fo me to tell them that I do not know Kim P———-, and if they call me 10,000 times, they may collect their minimum wage but they will NEVER get Kim Pr———because I have no effing idea who she is. Apparently there are no laws to help me.

  3. pirate227

    pirate227 said, over 3 years ago

    We just wanted to make sure you weren’t having sex in a non-missionary position, carry on…

  4. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, over 3 years ago

    ansonia: It isn’t? Who controls the House of Representatives, the Supreme Court, and the “State Police Apparatus” (commonly abbreviated originally as GeStaPo, now as FBI, CIA, NSA, and assorted death squads run by mercenaries and first-person-killer video game champions).

  5. grimmer

    grimmer GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    How about Wiener?

  6. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 3 years ago

    Another abuse started by Dubya that GOP will blame on Obama.

  7. Tod

    Tod GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Oh, Yeah! Especially so here in Utah…but I guess we’re not the only…

  8. Kit Walker

    Kit Walker GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    They listen in to your phone calls when they can’t sleep.

  9. FourcentsSr

    FourcentsSr said, over 3 years ago

    @Rockngolfer

    After 10K times maybe it is time to suffer the change of your phone number?

  10. bbhc

    bbhc said, over 3 years ago

    great cartoon works this side of the Atlantic too

  11. FourcentsSr

    FourcentsSr said, over 3 years ago

    Only Tom Toles got this right.

    WE voted for and got exactly what we voted for. It is not about Obama or Bush or us or them. This is identical to drones. We live in a new world of hi tech. Turn off your computer and go hide? New security and drones and more stuff you don’t want to know has been is now and will be happening until electricity stops flowing. And “lock and load” offers zero resistance. Go clean your gun you’ll feel better.

  12. Ajax 4Hire

    Ajax 4Hire said, over 3 years ago

    I am now presumed guilty. With the amount of laws today, it is impossible to stay “legal”, therefore my government may surveil me.

    The US Constitution, 4th Amendment (1791)
    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated; and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched and the persons or things to be seized.

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