In the Bleachers by Steve Moore

In the Bleachers

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  1. Al

    Al GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    But….he’ll be fatter when we run our of rations….think of it as an investment in future dinner

  2. yimhere

    yimhere said, 9 months ago

    ….someone’s contract (and luck) may be about to run out!

  3. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, 9 months ago

    Ummmm. Mouthy kid. I’ll eat him first.

  4. BobBlumenfeld

    BobBlumenfeld said, 9 months ago

    This strip suddenly looks like Tank McNamara.

  5. Olongapojoe

    Olongapojoe GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    get a clue, life is unfair.

  6. CharlieTuba

    CharlieTuba GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    “Still no sign of land … How long is it?”
    “That’s a rather personal question, sir.”

  7. CharlieTuba

    CharlieTuba GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    “Listen … chaps … there’s one last chance. I’m done for, I’ve got a gammy leg, I’m going fast, I’ll never get through … but … some of you might … so you’d better eat me.”
    “Eat you, sir?”
    “Yes. Eat me.”
    “Uuuuggghhh! With a gammy leg?”
    “You don’t have to eat the leg, Thompson, there’s still plenty of good meat … look at that arm.”
    “It’s not just the leg, sir.”
    “Well, sir … it’s just that …”
    “Why don’t you want to eat me?”
    “I’d rather eat Johnson, sir.”
    “Oh, so would I, sir.”
    “I see.”
    “Well, that’s settled then. Everyone eats me.”
    “Well … I … er …”
    “What, sir?”
    “No, no, you go ahead, I won’t …”
    “Nonsense, nonsense, sir, you’re starving. Tuck in!”
    “No, no, it’s not just that …”
    “What’s the matter with Johnson, sir?”
    “Well, he’s not kosher.”
    “That depends how we kill him, sir.”
    “Yes, yes, I see that … well to be quite frank, I like my meat a little more lean. I’d rather eat Hodges.”
    “Oh well … all right.”
    “No, I’d still prefer Johnson.”
    “I wish you’d all stop bickering and eat me.”
    “Look! I’ll tell you what. Why don’t those of us who want to, eat Johnson, then you, sir, can eat my leg and then we’ll make a stock of the Captain and then after that we can eat the rest of Johnson cold for supper.”
    “Good thinking, Hodges.”

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