In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for November 26, 1995
Transcript:
The Screaming Meemies Listen up! I'm sick of all the arguments, so I've hired a family referee. Bob, this is the Meemie family. Meemies, meet Bob. What he says goes, OK? Now let's play family. Gimme that TV remote Squirt! What? What'd I do?!! Flagrant foul. Are you crazy? It was clean! I yanked it right out of his pudgy little fingers, you pinhead!! That's it. You're out of here. Hey, four-eyes! You can't kick me out! It's my house!! I'm calling 'Rent-A-Ref' I want a refund.