Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 24, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: Pleased to meet you, Captain Victorious. I'm Victory Lass! Captain Victorious: "Victory Lass" Who...?? Woman: Don't you recognize me? I'm your cousin! Captain Victorious: Wow, but... I don't remember ever having a cousin! Woman: Well, you do now! And when the novelty of that wears off, it'll turn out you had a bunch of adorable pets who also got your powers somehow! Captain Victorious: A market-tested family history. How touching... I was coming to visit you that day the radioactive comet hit your apartment and gave you your powers - and I got hit with almost as mkuch of that cosmo-active energy as you! I heard about your exploits, so I adopted your look and name to fight crime too!
Tsk, tsk – Don’t make Supergirl sound kinkier than she was. Comet was actually a centaur who was ensorcelled into a horse, except when there was a comet in the sky, when he became a man, who was in love with her. Now doesn’t that sound much more normal?