Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 01, 2013
December 31, 2012
January 02, 2013
Transcript:
Director: Okay, Ralston, you say your line and the kids take the cereal got it? Ralston: Got it, Chief! Director: Action!!! Ralston: "Hey, kids! Who's cravin' some Crax?" Kid 1: Get his stash, man!! Kid 2: I'm goin' crazy for Crax! Director: Cut!! Good! Make the kids' eyes more bloodshot, and let's go again! Ralston: I'm kinda cravin' some vicodin right now... AAAGH!
And you know what you find at the bottom of your box of Crax Cereal? Six inches of solid sugar, gang!!