tyr: man, it's really coming down out there, huh? Ralston: how are you not soaked?? Is that some norse god trick?? Tyr: Haha! no... I've covered in so much grime the water just slicks right off! It's like I'm simonized!!
“I’ve seen soilings…you people wouldn’t believe. I’ve seen…grape juice fall on white shag carpeting. I’ve watched…motor oil…seep into blue suede shoes…at the Tannhauser Garage. All these…stains…will be lost…in time…like Tyr…in…rain…”
From Asgard to Midgard to Scotchgard…
“I’ve seen soilings…you people wouldn’t believe. I’ve seen…grape juice fall on white shag carpeting. I’ve watched…motor oil…seep into blue suede shoes…at the Tannhauser Garage. All these…stains…will be lost…in time…like Tyr…in…rain…”