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By Phil Dunlap
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Nov 26, 2005
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Bixby: Yeah, well I'm busy all month, too! Fritz: Bixby, it's against office policy to ask out the temps. Bixby: What? Why? Fritz: Because they might feel pressured to date you to get a job! Bixby: Listen, Fritz, I've asked out hundreds of temps and I can assure you that none of them have felt pressured enough to date me! Fritz: Wait...you've asked out hundreds of women and none of them have said yes? Bixby: Yeah...so? Fritz: Forget office policy - maybe you should stop for self esteem's sake. Bixby: Hey, I'm a rat. I eat garbage and sleep in my own flith. Self-esteem isn't really a priority for me....
Nov 28, 2005
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