BTW, when I was working in a preschool, a little boy actually said that.
I’ll never forget the desperate look on his face, or the little quiver in his voice, when I told him his shoes were on the wrong feet…..
“But… but… Miss S…. I don’t GOT any uvver feet…”
He didn’t mean it as a joke, of course…. and I had work hard to stifle my laugh.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart