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   AshburnStadium said, 4 months ago

   Stems, seeds, blunt wrappers, “roaches” (not to be confused with the insect)…
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   bpullin said, 4 months ago

   …body parts, blood stains…
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   tcreole said, 4 months ago

   Actually, I think Herb is referring to Jamaal’s status as his “porn buddy.” If Herb unexpectedly kicks the bucket, Jamaal has promised to come over and delete all the nekkid pictures from Herb’s computer, and also remove that stash of midget porn magazines that’s in the garage. It’s VERY IMPORTANT to have a porn buddy, folks — if you don’t have one, GET one!
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   john rieth said, 4 months ago

   Midget porn? Where? !!!
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   Tandembuzz said, 4 months ago

   A new twist on the old “A friend will help you move. A REAL friend will help you move a piano.”
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   stukuls1 said, 4 months ago

   Hey! This seems to be a rerun of a strip from 2004!
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   emjaycee said, 4 months ago

   Copyright between panels 3 and 4 says 2013. Two possibilities: maybe you’ve seen this same joke in a different strip, or Stephen forgot he’s used this one already.
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   Rhadamanthus said, 4 months ago

   The way I heard it, many many years ago, is “A friend will help you move, a real friend will help you move bodies”…
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   seybernetx said, 4 months ago

   @Rhadamanthus

   ditto
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    Neo Blakkrstal said, 4 months ago

    @Rhadamanthus

    No questions asked.
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